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Our platoon was
pinned down for four days.
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No food.
Almost out of ammo.
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Everyone was petrified except the captain.
Cold as a syringe. -Really?
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Shells are flying everywhere. It's me
a young lieutenant from the military academy.
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I'm thinking the lesser shame.
Cry or pee your pants.
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The captain stood up,
the shells are still whistling...
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He comes to me, calm,
and offer me your flask.
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It was full of gin and vermouth.
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He called it cuturini.
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Guess why! - It's clear to me.
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He never talks about the war.
- I'm surprised that he even remembers him.
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Cuturini!
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God, amazing!
What did you do?
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I went to the china department,
showed the soup bowl and said:
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Look me in the eyes and say
we that the enamel is not cracked.
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Well done! It reminds me of silver
the ladle I ordered...
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Ladle? - Ladle. - Ladle.
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For soup or sauce?
- Multipurpose. For soup and sauce.
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I got it with two modifications.
Smooth and so-called satin.
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Your dad is three kilometers long
kept his hand on the young man's chest.
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So he wouldn't bleed out. - When you are
were returning through a minefield?
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Was that a minefield?
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And to make a long story short...
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I had to change the pattern
to go with the ladle. - Unheard of!
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But that's nothing compared to
with the story of Limoges. - Limoges?
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Terrible! Limoges released the series
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miniature versions of the world
sights. - Sorry, I have to...
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I just have to. - Of course.
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Basically, I fell in love
to the adorable Eiffel Tower.
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Sure, I already had a thumbnail.
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She found out to her horror
alone that it is not in the right proportion.
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I wanted to tour the building
administration and approach them from the side.
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But the archer from the brotherhood
Beta Chi shot me in the chest.
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And you wouldn't believe it, but
balls made of paint...
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It really bakes. -Color? - Orbs.
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What was the thin sergeant's name
which pimpek painted orange?
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It was not dye, but iodine.
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There was a brothel there. I'm doing you a favor
paid with a can of breakfast meat...
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It's much better here
but in another room!
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What about the brothel
in front of Mom-dhar.
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You know what happened?
Helen bought a soup bowl
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on which the enamel is cracked.
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Does the soup bowl have one handle?
- No, for the sauce. There are two for soup.
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God, I wish I didn't know that!
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I don't believe so
she understood. And you?
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No, dad. Who-me
switch-di. -What?
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DHARMA AND GREG
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It was fun, wasn't it? What is it?
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Maybe to you. You were in the room
with whores and meat breakfast.
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And me with cracked bowls
without a ladle. - I'm sorry.
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Can I repay you somehow?
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Come to mom's gift giving
of a child. - It wasn't that terrible.
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Ladle, ladle,
ladle... -Good.
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The general said something
interesting. - I didn't hear that.
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There is a military reserve program
for university graduates.
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One weekend a month and two
weekly for a year you go to help.
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What are you aiming for? - The person with mine
with experience, she would start as a captain.
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Maybe even a major.
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You don't want to go in, do you?
the army? - Military reserve.
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Major Montgomery.
Sounds good.
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Dad was only a captain.
- You're kidding! Why do you want to join the army?
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I don't know. That's what guys are like.
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It's cultural. movies,
playing soldier as a child.
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Okay, I get it.
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Really? -That.
A child's dream. -Probably.
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Listen. You're not going to the army, but
you can be a cowboy, a fireman...
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We'll talk about that later.
- You could drive a train!
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That would be nice!
Overalls, cap, bell.
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Din-don! Everyone on the train!
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Sorry, I'm late. I missed it
gift giving? - We're about to open presents.
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Impossible! Played it
36 holes of golf on my own.
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With the old men.
- Yes, you tried.
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Need help? - It burned me
cake. Slice this very thinly.
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I owe you an apology. I'm not you
she was allowed to joke about the army.
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It's okay. Came out
just out of the blue.
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Understand, it's strange to me. You know how
I was brought up. To do that...
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My father's head would explode.
-Honey, I think you're exaggerating.
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Fortunately, we never will
to find out. - Well, I didn't...
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I haven't decided to
I won't do that. -What?
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I think I want to join the army
reserve. - You can't.
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What? - I'm sorry, that's where I put it
border. You can't join the army.
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Is that an ultimatum? -Of course
that it is not. We don't have that here.
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It's like a rule.
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Don't run with scissors, don't eat
yellow snow, don't join the army.
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Another barb from
hemp! - Never too much of that.
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Where do these people shop?
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May I see? -Of course.
Thanks, Marcie. -Not at all.
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Hemp spike,
a gift from Marcia.
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Oh, this is from Maui.
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This fabric burns quickly. Don't dress up
is to the child at night. - Is that a rule?
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Yeah. We have rules that people
they don't do stupid things. Do you remember?
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I would never endanger a child.
- I wasn't talking about you.
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You don't have to tell me
that hemp burns.
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She didn't even talk about you,
Larry. - I'm not either.
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Let me ask you something. Where is it
that free spirit of Dharma?
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Everyone does what they want.
- That's not doing what you want!
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You put on a fancy suit and march
with a wicked expression! - In a bodice?
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Can you come over?
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I'll be right back. Unless
no reconciliation sex.
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Jane, what is this about? - I don't know.
But I bet $50 on the blonde.
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If you have a midlife crisis,
buy a car! Find a lover!
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These are the rules of the Middle Ages
crisis? - They are! - Here, open mine.
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Thanks, Kitty. Beautiful paper.
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Recycled. I know
that you people love it.
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You are a hypocrite! - Familiar
lawyer trick. Blame me!
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And it's your fault! - Well yes! I want
to leave and... - Everything will be fine.
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Is that right? -Grow up!
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I don't know who's to blame, you or yours
classy parents who nursed you!
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Let the parents go.
That's shaky ground for you.
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Look! Beautiful
music box! - Open it.
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You want to ruin your life? Just give it!
- Thanks for the permission! I will!
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Kitty, music box.
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I'm sorry for ordering you around.
- I forgive you. -Thanks. Let's go home.
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I'm going to Virginia. - You think I am
you took away your manhood with the ban.
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I didn't feel it. - You are. With that one
I went too far with the train.
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You tried to blow my mind.
- You don't need a boarding pass.
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We are arguing and he said something
I accept. -Aisle seat.
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Don't give him the ticket!
- Shall I call the security guard?
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She is my wife. I'll tell you.
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Have a nice flight! - Thank you
beautiful. - Thank you very much!
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Let's go one more time. - We don't have any
about what. See you in two weeks.
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Can I tell you something? You are so
sexy when you prove yourself right.
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Did you have sex at the airport?
This is called a landed flight.
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I'm going. - Are you really going?
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Good. I love you. - Me too you.
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Gregory Montgomery!
Turn around and come back here!
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He's bluffing. If I had a coin for it
every time he did it!
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He's coming back.
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I'm not falling for it!
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It is important to remember that
you don't experience it alone.
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You have friends and family
who love you and Greg.
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Although they may not like the road
who chose - War road.
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Larry, we talked
we are about it. - Sorry!
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He went to play soldier for a bit.
It has its advantages.
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When he comes back, he will
a hot bowl of Dharma. -Truth.
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I thought about it.
- Kittens, listen to me.
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To love someone is to let them go
to grow in an unpredictable way.
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And believe that it will turn out well.
Even when you don't understand, like now.
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When a nice guy goes crazy
and becomes a mindless gladiator
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in the fascist killing machine...
-Larry, go wait for me in the van.
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Good.
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Finkelstein! - Look who's here!
Abraham of the modern age
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who sacrifices an individual on the altar
World trade organizations!
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Larry! - I have to go.
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Hello. -Ede. - I hope so
not to interrupt the coffee.
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No, we are just comforting Dharma.
- That's why I came.
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Kitty says she is worried.
I came to say that Greg is fine.
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Greg is fine. He will sit
in the office and shuffle papers.
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It doesn't bother me. I know that
they will not be in danger. -Exactly.
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Unless we go to war and we don't
end up in a fighting regiment.
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What? -Then it doesn't matter what you do.
Grab your weapon and trust yourself!
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Edward, go wait
in the van with Larry.
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Good.
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People, listen up! Surrounded
we are also numerically weaker.
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They cut off our severance pay.
There is only one possible way out.
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Hand to hand, man to
man and let's switch!
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But we are only lawyers!
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It doesn't matter what the job is
you work Trust in everything!
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You haven't heard what Greg's is
dad told dharma? - I'm not.
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I'm confused. I thought so
I will be running an office in San Francisco.
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Grossman, Shapiro,
Shapiro, Adler! Get going!
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They had no chance!
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I have a plan! Wrote
I am a very sharp letter.
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If they don't stop shooting in five days,
we'll bury them in paperwork.
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Nice try. But I don't intend to
send your boyfriend over the bridge
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to deliver a threatening letter.
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You don't have to. I'm in touch
voluntarily. - You are crazy!
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When you see Dharma,
give her this on my behalf.
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Gone is a damn good man!
- Who is a damn good kisser.
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In example number three
the army contracted the purchase,
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say, with Plumbing
ACME's for 6,000 uncorkers.
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Yes, Captain Montgomery?
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Is it for breach of contract
competent civil or military court?
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Civil court. - Thank you,
sir. - So...
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The army concluded a contract...
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You didn't say captain, colonel.
- Because I didn't tell you calm!
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Good.
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Then I'll sit down.
- It would be nice.
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Great, huh? I thought I would
to be a major, but we are all privates.
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Purchase contract to pass
will five degrees of control.
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Are these degrees called alpha,
bravo, charlie, delta, echo?
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However you want.
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Greg in danger?
I wouldn't say.
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And if we go to war? When
does everyone trust in se?
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Although America would like to see
suicide squad of lawyers,
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that is unlikely.
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How about this? Goes to Europe
in Venice you ride in a gondola,
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someone says look at this, he stands up
and boom! Low bridge. Amnesia.
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Who am I? I'm wearing a military one
uniform. I'm going to get a rifle and go to battle!
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Dharma. -Not? -Not.
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00:16:32,160 --> 00:16:37,075
So there is no way to
hurt? - It's like you're disappointed.
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If she was in danger, I would have
the right to ask him to come home. -That.
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But he just does what he wants. And me
I think everyone has the right to that.
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And now I have to respect that.
- Looks like you have to.
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Although people know how to do all kinds of things.
They become Buddhists, pierce their nipples.
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What? Nipples?
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Nipples, nostrils, everything.
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00:17:04,558 --> 00:17:08,512
But how can I support
madness like joining the army?
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00:17:08,637 --> 00:17:14,197
Then again, how could I not?
- I really have no idea!
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00:17:14,397 --> 00:17:18,352
I'm just bringing it down
paradoxes to dilemmas, right?
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00:17:18,477 --> 00:17:23,871
Everything will be fine. If we are
finished, I'm waiting for a military job.
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Yes, of course.
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00:17:27,116 --> 00:17:33,635
You know I'm not under madness
I thought you. - No, the whole army.
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00:17:35,515 --> 00:17:38,270
You know, General,
I have to tell you something.
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My first impression of you
was completely wrong.
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I am you
pretty good read.
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Are you waiting for a girl, son? - To a woman.
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Don't worry, they will come. -Thanks.
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Remember, you were away.
People change.
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Give her time to get you again
get to know - Good advice. Thanks.
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How long have you served?
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Two.
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Two years!
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Weeks.
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Weeks?! And you're already a captain?
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I'm a lawyer.
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Perfect!
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I crawled along Korea and
dodged communist bullets!
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And I got three pisses
crackle and ass full of shrapnel!
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I'm sorry.
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00:19:00,428 --> 00:19:05,508
I wanted you so much!
- Me too you. - Real hell!
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00:19:06,908 --> 00:19:09,663
Two full weeks!
223
00:19:09,788 --> 00:19:14,222
Sergeant, I'm talking
with a woman. - I understand!
224
00:19:14,347 --> 00:19:19,667
Two weeks! They are me
considered dead for a long time!
225
00:19:20,107 --> 00:19:24,467
Do you know him?
- A new friend from the army.
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00:19:25,626 --> 00:19:30,781
I was afraid you wouldn't come. - Because
did you think I didn't accept it yet?
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Do you accept now? -Not. But reconciled
alone with non-acceptance.
228
00:19:36,665 --> 00:19:43,020
And what are we at? - You can work
what do you want I won't stand in your way.
229
00:19:43,145 --> 00:19:47,340
But you can't be in the army.
- That doesn't make sense. - I know.
230
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But neither is your army, and I am
I accept. - You don't accept. - I know.
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Hell of a dilemma, huh?
232
00:19:55,624 --> 00:20:00,539
Meanwhile, I love a man
in uniform. - You don't like. - I don't like it.
233
00:20:00,664 --> 00:20:05,098
What did you get this for?
-Medal for good conduct.
234
00:20:05,223 --> 00:20:08,458
How is it obtained?
- In many ways.
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By exemplary service to the unit,
by showing leadership.
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By being silent and allowing others
to sometimes ask a question.
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In many ways.
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